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1.

The only time success comes before work is in dictionary..
life is short smile while you still have teeth.

2.

Don't kiss behind the garden.
Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

3.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation..
I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

4.

Life is like a hot bata. .

It feels good whil you re in it. .

But the longer you stay in.. 

The more wrinkled you get.

5.

If you love someone..
set them free..
If they come back.
nobody else wanted them either.

6.

Me without you is like.
Facebook without friends.
Google with no results.
Youtube" without videos.


7.

I don't hate Peoples.
I just love Peoples who loves me.

8.

Life’s not about money.
it’s about love.

9.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep.
Like my grandfather.
Not screaming and yelling.
Like the passengers in his car.

10.

I love my job only.
when I am on vacation.
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Love Shayari

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1.

Tumse Mulakat ho, Phir se koi baat ho.

Waqt ki kuch na chal, Na Din dle, na raat ho..

Zikr gum ka chod kar, Teri-meri baat ho...

Zindagi ko maud dein, Ek nayi shuruaat ho...

Dil ki jab dhadkan thamey, Dil pe tera haath ho...

2.

Aap khud nhi janti aap kitni pyari ho.

Jaan to hamari par jaan se pyaari ho..

Duriyon k hone se koi fark nhi padta.

Aap kl b hamari thi aaj b hamari ho..!

3.

Dil ka haal batana nahi aata.

Kisi ko aise tadpaana nahi aata..

Sun-na chaahte hain aapki awaaz..

Magar baat karne ka bahana nahi aata..!

4.

Mohabbat aankho sey nikley aansuo ko moti bana deti h.

Mohabbat gahre zakhmo pe b marham laga deti h..

Jab jeeney ki wajah koi bhi naa bachi hoo..

Tab yeh mohabbat maut ko bhi haseen zindagi bana deti hain..!

5.

Wo Mohabbat jo tumhare Dil me hai.

Usey Zuban par lao aur bayan kar do..

Aaj bas tum kaho aur kahte hi jao..

Hum bas sune aise Be-Zuban kar do..!

6.

Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda.

Raat guzri to utar jayegi..

Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam..

Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi..!

7.

Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda.

Raat guzri to utar jayegi..

Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo god ki kasam..

Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi..!

8.

Utar ke dekh meri chahat ki gehrai mein.

Sochna mere bare mein raat ki tanhai mein..

Agar ho jaye meri chahat ka ehsas tumhein..

To milega mera aks tumhein apni hi parchhai mein..!

9.

Us dil se pyar karo jo tumhe dard de.

Par us dil ko kabhi dard na do jo tumhe pyar kare..

Kunki tum duniya ke liye koi ek ho.. 

Par kisi ke liye tum sari duniya ho..!

10.

Abhi aankhon ki shamyen jal rahi hain Pyar zinda hai.

abhi mayoos mat hona abhi Beemar zinda hai..

hazaron zakhm khakar bhi mai dushman ke Muqabil hu..

khuda ka shukr hai ab tak dile Khuddar zinda hai..!

Good Night shayari

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 Good Night shayari

1.
Chand taro se raat jagmagane lagi,
Phoolon ki khushboo se duniya mehkane lagi,
So jaiyo raat ho gayi hai kafi,
Nindiya rani bhi aapko dekhne hai aane lagi.

 Good Night shayari

2.
Har Sapna Khushi Pane Se Pura Nahi Hota,
Koi Kisi K Bina Adhora Nahi Hota.
Jo Chand Roshan Karta Hai Rat Bhar Sab Ko,
Har Raat Woh Bhi To Poora Nahi Hota..!

 Good Night shayari

3.
Apni ankho ke ashq baha kar sona,
tum meri yaado ka diya jalakar sona,
dar lagta hai neend hi chhin na le tujhe,
tu roz mere khwabo mein aa kar sona.

 Good Night shayari

4.
Chaand Ne Chandani Bikheri Hai,
Taaron Ne Aasmaan Ko Sajaya Hai,
Kahane Ko Tumhen Shubh Ratri,
Dekho Swarg Se Koyi Farishta Aaya Hai!
Good Night

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5.
Jee chahta hain tum se pyari si baat ho..
Haseen chand tare ho, lambi si raat ho..
Fir raat bhar yhi guftagu rakhe hum dono..
Tum meri zindagi ho, tum meri kayinat ho.... Good Night

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6.
Pyari Si "Raat" Me..
Pyare Se "Andhere" Me..
Payari Si "Neend" Me...
Pyare Se "Sapno" Me...
Pyare Se, "Apno" Ko...
Pyara Sa "Gud Night..........Good Night

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7.
Apne hone ka pata de dena...
Kabhi guzro toh sada de dena...
Yaad aa jaun ibadat mein agar...
Haath uthaa K bus duaa de dena......Miss You

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8.
Bistar Ho Chaand Ka, Sitaro Ki Ho Rajai
Baadal Ka Ho…Takiyaa
Wah Wah! Majaa Aaya ?
Ab Dharti Pe Wapis Aa Jao....Good Night

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9.
Aapse milne ke baad ab aapko khona nhi chahte..
Ek pyari si khushi milne k baad rona nhi chahte..
Neend toh bahut hain humari aankhon mein...
Magar aapse baat kare bina sona nahi chahte....Good Night

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10.
Duniya Me Reh k Sapno me Kho Jao..
Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lo,Ya Kisi k Ho Jao..
Agar Koi Lift Na De to Phir,TAKIYA Lo Aur..
Izzt Se So Jao..........Good Night

Romantic Shayari

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1.

Bina Bataye Usne Na Jane Kyu Duri.

Kar Di, Bhichhad Ke Usne..

Mohabbat Hi Adhuri Kardi, Mere...

Mukaddar Me Gam Aaya To Kya Hua...

Khuda Ne Uski Khawish To Puri Kar Di.......

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2.

Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai..

Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai...

Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai...

Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.....

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3.

Dil me humne tumhaare pyar ki dastaan likhi hain.

Naa thodi naa tamaam likhi hain..

Kabhi humaare liye b dua kar liya karo sanam...

Humney toh har ek saans tumhaare naam likhi hain...

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4.

Best Romantic Shayari in Hindi For Girlfriend.

Khud me hum kuch is tarah kho jate hai..

Biti hui yadon ko lekar ro jate hai...

Nind nahi aati raton me par...

Unko khwab me dekhne ke liye so jate hai...

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5.

Soorat Uski Gulaab Jaisi Hai.

Aankhon Ki Masti Sharaab Jaisi Hai..

Baat Karke Usse Yun Lahta Hai..

Yeh Zindagi Haseen Khwaab Jaisi Hai....

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6.

Subah hoti hai meri.

tere naam se..

din jaata hai apne kaam se...

Sham hote hi phir khayal aata hai tera..

dua hai khuda se..

bana de tujhe mera...........

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7.

Deewano Jaisi Halat Hai Meri.

Bas Tumhe Dekhu Ye Chahat Hai Meri..

Na Jana Hume Kabhi Chod Kar..

Yahi Bas Khuda Se Aarzu Hai Meri....

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8.

Kitna bhi chaho, na bhol paoge.

Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik paoge..

Humein mita sakte ho to mita do...

Yaadein meri, maga...

Kya sapno se juda kar paoge humein..

.

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9.

Mai ye nhi kehta ki.

Koi tmhare liye dua na mange..

Mai bas itna chahta ho...

Ki koi dua mai tmhe na mange....

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10.

Aap Khud Nahi Janti Aap Kitni Pyari Ho.

Jaan To Hamari Par Jaan Se Pyaari Ho..

Duriyon K Hone Se Koi Fark Nhai Padta...

Aap Kal Bhi Hamari Thi Aaj Bhi Hamari Ho.!!

Sorry Shayari

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 1.

Ham se koi gila ho jaaye toh sorry.

Aapko yaad na kar paye toh sorry.

Waise dil se aapko bhulenge nahi.

Par hamari dhadkan hi ruk jaye toh sorry...

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2.

Zindagi Se Sabhi Ko Mohabbat Hai..
Par Zindagi Kisi Ki Mohabbat Nahi Banti...
Tamanna Le Kar Jeete Hai Sab Log....
Magar Har Tamanna Taqdeer Nahi Bant.....

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3.

life is so confusing.
what we want we don’t get..
what we get we are not satisfied with. ..
what we expect never happens.
what we hate generally repeats.....

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4.

I'm sorry for the things I've done..
I'm sorry I can't be your number one...
I'm sorry I always put you to the test....

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5.

I'm sorry for the things I've done..
I'm sorry I can't be your number one...
I'm sorry I always put you to the test....

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6.

Is Kaddar Hamari Chahat Ka Imtihaan Mat Lijiye.
Kyun Ho Khafa Ye Bayan To Kijiye..
Kar Dijiye Maaf Agar Ho Gayi Hai Koi Khata...
Yu Baat Na Kar Ke Saza To Naa Dijiyi.....
Sorry!

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7.

Bahut hi udas hai koi insaan Tere jane se.
Ho sake to Lout ke aja koi Bahane se..
Bhale Tu Lakh khafaa Ho par ek bar to dekh le...
Koi Bikhar gaya hai Tere Rooth jane se....

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8.

Gairo Se Dosti Ki Koi Gunzaaish Nahi Hoti.
Marne Ke Baad Koi Khwaaish Nahin Hoti..
Toota Hoga Kahin Dil Kisi Gareeb Ka...
Baadal Bina Nahin Toh Baarish Nahin Hoti....

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9.

Dil Me Har Raaz Dba Key Rakhte Hain.
Hontho Par Smilesajakar Rakhte Hain..
Yeh Duniya Mahaz Khushi Me Saath Deti Hai...
Isliye Hum Apne Aansuo Ko Chhupa Rakhte Hain....
I M Sorry............

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10.

Taqdeer ne jaise chaha dhal gaye Hum.
Bahut sambhal ke chale fir bhi fisal gaye hum..
Hum to kisi ko bhula na sake...
Fir bhi sabko laga ki Badal gaye hum....

 

Miss You Shayari

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 1.

Kuch log yaado ko dil ki tar banate hai

Dosto ki yaadon mein mehfil sajate hai
Hum thode alag kism ke insaan hai jo kisi ko
Yaad aane se pehle unko apni yaad dilate hai.

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2.

Sub So Gaye Khushi Khushi Apna Haal-e-Dil Suna Kar
Afsoos Ki Mera Koi Nahi Joh Muj se Kahe Tum
Kyu Jaag Rahe Ho.

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3.

Kuch Khubsurat Pal Yaad Aate Hai,
Palkon Par Aasu Chhod Jate He,
Kal Koi Our Mile Hume Na Bhulna,
Kyonki Kuch Rishtey Zindgi Bhar Yad Aate Hai.

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4.

Saans Tham Jati Hai Par Jaan Nahi Jati
Dard Hota Hai Par Aawaz Nahi Aati
Ajib Log Hai Is Zamane Mein
Koi Bhul Nahi Pata Aur Kisi Ko Yaad Nahi Aati

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5.
 
Bahot Ajib Hoti Hai Ye Yaade Bhi Mohabbat Ki,
Jin Palo Me Hum Roye The,
Unhein Yaad Karke Hume Hansi Aati Hai,
Or Jin Palo Me Hse The,

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6.

Aankho Ke Ishaare Samajh Nhi Paate
 Hothoon Sy DIL Ki Baat Keh Nhi Paate
Apni Bebasi Hum Kis Tarah Kahein
 Koi Hay Jiske Bina Hum Reh Nhi Paate

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7.

Zubaan Se Tumhe Keh Nahi Sakte
Isliye Hmesha Khuda Se Fariyaad

Dil Jor Se Dhadke Samajh Lena
Karte Hai, Jab Bhi TumharaHum Tumhe Dil Se Yaad Karte Hai.